An Asymmetric Body Has A Trapezoidal Shape, So It Is Also Accurate To Say “Masturbation Makes A Human Body Trapezoidal”

The complex shaped human body will be treated as a simple four sided rectangle for this blog entry.

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Justification for that action is the fact that the shoulders and hips have a natural rectangle shape.

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The easiest way to describe how masturbation affects the human body is to say, “Masturbation will shrink both ends of one side of the body towards the center of the body”. The next picture shows the effects on a rectangle of shrinking both left ends of the rectangle moved towards the center of the rectangle.

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The new shape that has been formed is called a “Trapezoid”. Masturbation changed the rectangle representing the human body into a Trapezoid.

In the following picture, both ends of the left side of a human body have been moved towards the center of the body to mimic the movement of both ends of the rectangle towards the center of the rectangle.

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Every possible health problem or bodily change that can be caused by masturbation can be deduced by treating a masturbation changed human body as if it really has the lopsided trapezoidal look shown in the picture.

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That claim will be demonstrated using the eyes. Normal eyes should both be mostly oval as demonstrated in this picture.

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The normally shaped and sized eyes are then compared to the trapezoid that represents a masturbation changed human body.

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The left side of the trapezoid is shorter than the right side. If that trapezoid represents a human body, then the left eye should change in the same way the upper left part of the trapezoid changed.

The next picture shows the left eye changed in the same way the upper left part of the rectangle representing the human body changed.

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The upper left part of the trapezoid moved downwards,

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so the outer part of the left eye was moved downwards also.

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The left side of the rectangle is shorter after the lowering of the upper left corner

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and the outer part of the left eye is also shorter.

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The left eye has became smaller as a result of masturbation caused shrinkage. A smaller eye fit’s the definition of a “blind” eye because that smaller eye cannot see as well as a larger normal sized eye can.

While keeping what has been said up to this point in mind, please examine the eyes of the individual in the next picture.

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The author claims this man’s appearance is the result of Masturbation. If that claim is true, the man’s eyes should look similar to the theoretically changed eyes in the previous discussion.

This picture compares the example individual to the graphic showing the trapezoid representing a masturbation changed body, with the similarly changed pair of eyes above it.

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The eyes of the example individual resemble the theoretically changed eyes. The man’s right eye is pulled down at the outside just like the theoretical eye that has been called the left eye up to this point in the discussion.

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and his right eye is also smaller than his left eye,

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That correspondence between the appearance of the eyes of a real human being, and the changes predicted by the trapezoidal model of masturbation changes to the human body, supports the claim the trapezoidal model of masturbation changes to the human body, is a valid method of predicting how masturbation will affect various