Oct 162013
 

According to Happeh Theory, masturbation will make a human being blind and crippled, as well as causing many other health problems and physical changes to the body. One of those physical changes is that the body will tend to “freeze” into the posture it holds when masturbation is performed. That is, the affected individuals body will tend to assume the pose the individual’s body takes during masturbation all of the time.

As you might imagine this has some either embarrassing or funny consequences, depending on your outlook. For the individual who masturbates, this phenomenon is embarrassing. Imagine what you would feel like if some stranger walked in on you masturbating. That is the feeling any masturbator should be experiencing during most of their daily lives, because since their body is frozen in it’s masturbation posture, everyone that sees them sees a masturbating person. I say “should be experiencing” because most masturbators are unaware that they walk around in their masturbation all of the time.

What if you were a person who saw one of these masturbators walk into a room in their masturbation posture? Wouldn’t that be funny? Masturbation is a private act, so people who witnessed it would laugh to take the sting out of the embarrassment. They would also laugh to make the masturbator stop masturbating, because it is not socially acceptable to masturbate in public.

The President or leader of any country needs to have respect. He needs to have the respect of his people and he needs to have the respect of other world leaders. A rational people would never choose a masturbator as their leader, because everyone in the society would be laughing at him all of the time, and all of the other world leaders would be laughing at him.

Laughter can be a sign of disrespect. If other world leaders do not respect the masturbator some country chose as their leader, that masturbating leader will be ineffective because the other world leaders do not respect him, they are laughing at him, and honestly they want the sex pervert masturbating guy out of the room and out of their sight.

Please inspect the following picture showing the leader of The United States Of America and the leader of The People’s Republic Of China.

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One of those two world leaders is a masturbator. Please take a moment to examine the picture to see if you can determine which man is the masturbator.

If you determined the answer through inspection of the photo, or if you used other knowledge such as the fact that the Chinese people  are aware of the energy of the human body, while Americans on average either do not believe in the energy of the human body or are not aware of it, or if you have not figured out the answer, it is the leader of The United States of America who is the masturbator unconsciously holding the posture he does when he masturbates.

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What is it about the picture that justifies that claim?

The first thing to remember is that a typical reaction to someone masturbating in public is laughter, ridicule, and disrespect. Which one of the two men looks like they might be laughing, ridiculing, or disrespecting the other man? Some readers might immediately feel the answer must be “the leader of The United States Of America”, because he looks like he is laughing.

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That immediate first impression is wrong actually. The leader of The United States of America has a grin locked on his face for diplomatic purposes.

It is actually the leader of the The People’s Republic Of China that is the one who is laughing. What is it about the picture that justifies that conclusion? The leader of The People’s Republic of China is using his hands. The average human being who is laughing at someone will typically point at the person they are laughing at.

The leader of The People’s Republic Of China is pointing at the leader of The United States of America.

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What is going on in this picture is that the leader of The People’s Republic of China is laughing at and publicly humiliating the leader of The United States Of America, and the leader of The United States Of America does not even know it. That is part of the humiliation. The leader of the People’s Republic of China is saying to the entire world looking at this picture, “The leader of The United States Of America is a JackOff, and he does not even know I am pointing out that fact to him and laughing in his face!”.

So how is the leader of The People’s Republic Of China telling anyone who looks at this picture that the leader of The United States Of America is a masturbator? It is not hard to figure out. Keeping the subject of masturbation firmly in mind, what do you see the leader of The People’s Republic Of China doing that could be related to masturbation?

The leader of the People’s Republic Of China is holding his left hand in his lap as if he is holding his penis for masturbation.

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He is doing that because that is what anyone in the entire world who knows about the energy of the human body sees when they look at the leader of The United States Of America.

In the next picture a copy of the masturbating hand of the leader of The People’s Republic Of China is copied to the appropriate location on the leader of The United States Of America’s body. You might have to look carefully because they are both wearing black clothes, which makes the copied arm blend into the suit of the leader of The United States of America.

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Then a picture showing what the leader of The People’s Republic Of China and any other human being who can see energy sees when they look at the leader of The United States of America in this picture.

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The other hand of the leader of The People’s Republic Of China that was said earlier to be pointing at the leader of The United States of America as if pointing him out for ridicule?

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The leader of the People’s Republic of China is actually holding the arm up like that because that is how the leader of The United States Of America’s is holding his other arm. The next picture has the arm of the leader of The People’s Republic Of China cut and pasted to it’s appropriate location on the body of the leader of The United States Of America.

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So think about it for a minute. The leader of your country is in charge of your well being. The leader of your country must deal with the leaders and people of other countries to get what is needed for your well being.

Do you think your leader will get a good deal for you if he walks into a room with other world leaders and starts masturbating in front of them?

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I think most world leaders are probably reacting as shown in the next picture if the action of the leader of The People’s Republic Of China are any indication.

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