Nov 212013
 

According to Happeh Theory, Masturbation will make a human being blind and crippled, as well as causing many other health problems and bodily changes. One of the other effects masturbation can have on the body is produce urges for homosexual sex.

Many people have difficulty accepting that masturbation is associated with the development of homosexual feelings. Proving that connection is actually very simple. All that has to be done is to inspect the body of a homosexual to see if it exhibits any of the bodily changes that Happeh Theory claims are caused by masturbation.

Please take a moment to examine the photo below, which shows a self professed homosexual man.

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The blindness caused by masturbation can be described as “One Eyed Blindness”. Masturbation will make the affected individual behave as if he has only one eye.

How many eyes does the man in the picture have? Two of course.

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But how many eyes does it look like the man is focusing on the camera? The man has rotated his head to his right,

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to focus his left eye on the camera.

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This self professed homosexual man is behaving as if his left eye is his only eye.

This picture corroborates the claim that homosexuality is associated with masturbation, because this self professed homosexual man exhibits one of the main changes masturbation inflicts on the body.

In fact, this picture is a very good example of what Happeh Theory calls “Big Eye Syndrome”. According to Happeh Theory, a human body will behave as if the two eyes are merged together into one large eye that Happeh Theory has labeled “The Big Eye”. That “Big Eye” should be centered in the face of a balanced, healthy human being.

The next picture shows a computer model human face that is exactly perpendicular to the camera.

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An example of a healthy Big Eye centered on the face is shown in the next picture.

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Then some crosshairs are added to verify the Big Eye is centered on the face.

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The Big Eye of the homosexual man cannot be centered on his head because his head is rotated to the left.

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So where is the Big Eye of the Homosexual man? Right where you probably think it is. The homosexual man’s Big Eye is centered on his left eye,

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which explains why he has rotated his head to seemingly focus his left eye on the camera. It is not his left eye that he rotated his head to focus on the camera. The man rotated his head to focus his Big Eye on the camera.

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Take a minute to really look at that picture. Doesn’t that Big Giant Eye look like it belongs exactly where it is on his face? Or alternatively, doesn’t his body look like it is leaning on or propped up by that Big Giant Eye?

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