Nov 252013
 

According to Happeh Theory, masturbation will make a human being blind and crippled, as well as causing many other changes and health problems to the body. One of the changes masturbation can cause is to change the direction the penis points.

According to Happeh Theory, the penis is designed to lay in the plane that cuts the body into identical right and left halves. The thin red box in the next picture is the front of the plane cutting the body into identical right and left halves.

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An angled view of the plane cutting the body in half.

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And a profile view of the plane bisecting the body.

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According to Happeh Theory, it is within the design parameters for the penis to point away from the body at any angle as long as the center of the penis is aligned on the center of the plane bisecting the body.

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While the design parameters allow the penis to point away from the body at any angle as long as the center of the penis remains aligned on the center of the plane bisecting the body, the different angles of the penis do have a different set of body configurations associated with each one.

An example of what the above paragraph is saying would be: just because a penis that points upwards at a 45 degree angle,

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and a penis that points downwards at a 45 degree angle,

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both lay in the plane bisecting the body,

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that does not mean the condition or configuration of the body each of those penises is attached to are identical.

A penis that lays on the plane in the center of the body will point straight ahead. The next picture shows a straight penis that lays on the plane cutting the center of the body as the penis is designed to do.

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The Straight Pointing Penis section of the website contains a large selection of straight pointing penises. Each example is accompanied by a theory section that is identical for each example, and additional commentary unique to each example penis and the body it is attached to.

Masturbation can make the penis point to the left or the right of the plane cutting through the center of the body. The direction the penis will point is dependent on a number of factors including which hand is used for masturbation and how the individual performs the act of masturbation.

Masturbation will not always force the entire centerline of the penis away from the center of the plane bisecting the human body. Various methods of masturbation can result in a penis that has part of it’s center on the center of the plane bisecting the body, and another part of itself pointing either left or right so it’s center no longer is aligned on the center of the plane bisecting the human body.

The next picture shows a penis that has the center of it’s bottom half mostly aligned on the center of the plane bisecting the body, while the top half of the penis is pointing to the left, which means it’s centerline is no longer aligned on the center of the plane bisecting the body.

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The Left Pointing Penis section of the website contains in depth analysis of example left pointing penises as well as a gallery of uncommented left pointing penis examples for examination and comparison.

The next picture shows a penis that is pointing to the right of the plane that cuts through the center of the body.

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The Right Pointing Penis section of the website contains in depth analysis of example left pointing penises as well as a gallery of un-commented left pointing penis examples for examination and comparison.

It is necessary to discuss what Happeh Theory calls a ” Banana Penis “. A Banana Penis is a penis that is curved like a banana. The next picture shows an example Banana Penis.

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It might seem like since a Banana Penis is curved there must be something wrong with the penis or the body it is attached to, since a penis that curves to the right or the left is an indication of something wrong with the penis and the body it is attached to.

According to Happeh Theory, even though a Banana Penis does curve upwards, as long as the centerline of the Banana Penis is aligned on the centerline of the plane cutting through the center of the body, it is still within the design parameters for a normal healthy human penis.

It is possible for the penis to curve downwards in a way similar to the way a Bananna Penis curves upwards. Curving downwards penises are rare in the source of sample pictures. So rare that none are available for inspection.

Various readers have written in to specifically ask if a downward curving penis is associated with health problems or any other type of problems. The answer to that question is no. Unless the downward curving penis also curves to the right or left.

A downward curving penis would be one of the three “normal” types of penises that include Straight Penises pointing straight ahead, Banana Penises that point straight ahead, and Downward Curving Penises that point straight ahead.

Material about penises that change shape in the vertical direction instead of the horizontal direction has not been created yet. The reader should not be surprised to learn that shape changes of the penis are also an indicator of health problems and other bodily changes, just like horizontal shape changes of the penis are.

A gallery of Banana Penis examples can be found on The Banana Penis Example Page

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