Nov 162013
 

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Masturbation will make a person turn gay

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This video is about why excessive masturbation will turn a person gay

According to Happeh Theory, excessive masturbation will cause a person to turn gay. Before the reason why can be explained, a particular way of visualizing the penis needs to be described.

According to Happeh Theory, the penis acts like a funnel. Here is a picture of a funnel.

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One end of the funnel is a wide circle.

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The wide circle narrows down to a smaller circle at the opposite end of the funnel.

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The small end of the funnel corresponds to the penis itself.

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Here is a picture of the human body and the funnel.

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If the small end of the funnel is equivalent to the penis,

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then the funnel would belong at the position shown in this picture.

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The funnel is superimposed on the body at about hip level, so that the small end of the funnel protrudes out from the groin like a penis.

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Where is the other end of the funnel? The other end of the funnel corresponds to the buttocks.

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Two observations that support the validity of treating the penis as a funnel are found in the picture of the funnel superimposed on the side of the body.

The first supporting observation is that both the buttocks and the large end of the funnel have a hole in them.The second supporting observation, is that the shape of the funnel follows the natural contours of the human body. The large circular end of the funnel looks like it matches the dome formed by the buttocks.

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The narrowing angle of the large end of the funnel looks like it follows the natural angles at the side of the hips.

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Now that the necessary way of visualizing the penis has been provided, the explanation for why excessive masturbation will turn a person gay can commence.

When a person has sex or masturbates, the motion applied to the penis is a forwards motion.

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The arrow on this picture indicates the direction the hips push the penis during sex, or the direction the hand moves as it pulls on the penis during masturbation.

If there is a forward pulling motion on the narrow end of the funnel at the penis, there must be a forward pulling motion on the opposite end of the funnel at the buttocks, because a funnel is all one piece.

If there is a forward pulling motion on the buttocks during masturbation or sex, there must be a forward pulling motion on the anus. To make the direction of the pulling motion on the anus more clear, the forward pulling motion applied to the anus can also be described as pulling the anus into the body.

This inward pulling on the anus occurs every time the person has sex or masturbates. If a person masturbates excessively, then the anus will be constantly subjected to an inward pulling force. Over time, usually a period of years depending on the frequency of masturbation, the anus will become very tight from all of the inward pulling caused by masturbation.

What does a person usually do when they have tight muscles? One option is to get a masage? The massuese rubs their tight muscles until they relax.

According to Happeh Theory, excessive masturbation makes the anus so tight, that it wants a massage so it will relax and feel better. What would be the most obvious and natural way to massage the anus?

The most obvious and natural way to massage the anus would be to have a gay man massage the anus with his penis.

According to Happeh Theory, excessive masturbation makes a person develop gay feelings, because their anus becomes so tight from constant masturbation, that they develop a need for their anus to be massaged.

The excessive masturbator has no mental control over the gay feelings. The masturbators desire for gay sex is not a mental desire. The excessive masturbator wants gay sex, because his anus is physically forcing him to look for something to massage it with.

The claim by Happeh Theory that masturbation will make a person desire gay sex, is easy to prove. The next time you masturbate, before you begin, feel your anus. Determine what the muscles feel like, and how tight or strong they are in which areas. Then go ahead and masturbate.

Right before you about to finish masturbating, stop. Feel your anus again. The muscles of the anus and the surrounding area should now feel tight. Masturbation of the penis caused the anus to tighten up. This tight feeling will usually remain for some time, possibly days.

That obviously means that, if a person masturbates every day, their anus will never relax and be healthy. The mastubators anus is tight all day every day because he masturbates all the time. One day in the future, the masturbator’s anus will become so tight, that it will try to force him into gay sex so the anus can get a penis massage and relax.

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