According to Happeh Theory, masturbation can make the head slanted like the head of a cartoon character named “Gumby” who is shown in this picture.
This blog entry provides a simple explanation for how that takes place.
A simple way to describe how masturbation caused tightening and shrinking of the organic material of the body physically changes the body, can be accomplished using a rectangle like the one shown in the following picture to represent the human body.
The justification for treating the human body like a rectangle is that the torso of a human body actually has a rectangular shape. If straight lines are drawn connecting the shoulders and hips to each other,
and the same side shoulders and hips to each other,
a rectangle is formed.
Masturbation changes the human body by shrinking the vertical ends of one side of the rectangle created by the shoulders and hips in towards the center of the body to, which changes the rectangle into a shape called a “trapezoid”.
The masturbation changed rectangle is then superimposed on the human body.
The implications of the right side of the rectangle shrinking, are that masturbation will make the right shoulder tend to move down to the upper corner of the short side of the trapezoid,
while the right hip will tend to move up to the lower corner of the short side of the trapezoid.
The demonstration of the rectangle method of representing masturbation caused changes to the human body, used a rectangle on the torso because there is a clear and undeniable rectangle on the torso. The rectangle method of representing masturbation caused changes to the human body can also be used on the entire human body from the head to the feet as shown next.
Extending the rectangle from the head to the feet would of course mean masturbation caused shortening of one vertical side of the rectangle would affect the side of the body from the head to the feet.
That rectangle method of demonstrating masturbation caused changes to the human body can also be applied to subsections of the body of any desired size. Since this blog entry is concerned with the effects of masturbation on the human head, a rectangle is drawn on only the head subsection of the body in the next picture.
The next picture shows how masturbation would affect the rectangle representing the head.
The top right of the rectangle has moved downwards while the bottom right of the rectangle has moved upwards. The implication of the resized rectangle is that masturbation will make the top of the head move down towards the new upper location of the right side of the rectangle,
and the right side of the chin will tend to move up towards the new lower location of the right side of the rectangle.
Masturbation caused visible shrinkage of one side of the head has been named “Gumby Head”, after a children’s cartoon character named “Gumby”. Gumby’s head slanted from high on one side to low on the other side, as highlighted in the next picture.
Because Gumby does not have a chin, there is no upwards movement of the bottom of the right side of his head, to match the real world upwards movement of the bottom of one side of the head that Happeh Theory claims will be caused by masturbation.
The next picture compares Gumby’s head to the picture using the rectangle method of showing masturbation caused changes to the human head.
Gumby’s head slants from high on the left to low on the right in the same way the theoretical representation of a masturbation changed head slopes from high on the left to low on the right.
( A case of Gumby Head does not have to be a head slanted from high on the left to low on the right. Masturbation can also cause a Gumby Head that slants from high on the right to low on the left. The factor that determines which direction a Gumby Head slants is which hand is used for masturbation.
Right Handed Masturbation will usually cause a Gumby Head that slants from high on the left to low on the right, while Left Handed Masturbation will cause a Gumby Head that slants from high on the right to low on the left. That fact can be used to diagnose which hand an individual with Gumby Head must have masturbated with in order to cause the type of Gumby Head they exhibit. )
If the claims of Happeh Theory about how masturbation affects the human body are true, and the rectangle method of representing masturbation caused changes to a human body is an accurate method, then there should be real life human beings with one side of their head shrunken in the same way Gumby’s Head is shrunken.
The claims of Happeh Theory about the effects of masturbation on the human body are correct. The next picture shows a real life human being with a masturbation caused Gumby Head.
The man’s head slants from high on the left to low on the right,
in the same way that Gumby’s head does,
and as predicted by the rectangle method of explaining how masturbation changes the human body.
There are other actions and activities that can lead to the development of Gumby Head. Just because a person has a Gumby Head, that does not mean that they are an Excessive Masturbator.
Gumby Head is associated with Female Homosexuality,
and Male Homosexuality.
( Please notice the Male Homosexual example has a Gumby Head that slants from high on the right to low on the left. That is the opposite of the slant from high on the left to low on the right demonstrated on the comparison computer model head, and the head slant of the other Gumby Head examples that have been presented. )
Gumby Head can be caused by Excessive Exercise. The young man in the next picture is famous for being an extreme breakdancer.
Gumby Head can also be a natural phenomenon that is related to age.Young people who have not fully developed or matured may have a Gumby Head,
and old people whose bodies are degenerating in the natural way that eventually leads to death can have a Gumby Head.
Other actions or activities that can lead to the development of Gumby Head include Snorting of Drugs, Injections of Drugs, and Anorexia.
The thinking reader might be wondering if the masturbation forces acting on the head to cause Gumby Head also affect any other part of the head. The answer is yes. The forces of masturbation that cause Gumby head will affect the ears, the eyes, the mouth, the jaw, the cheek, and every other feature that is part of the human head.
The motivated reader will benefit from going back over the example Gumby Head pictures and noting what other changes are present in the example individual. Is one eye smaller than the other or completely hidden? Which eye? The one on the short side of the Gumby Head? Or the one on the tall side of the Gumby Head?
One example of what the motivated reader can discover involves the fact that Gumby’s eyes are pointing to his right, the same side of his head that has been shortened by masturbation.
Further perusal of the example pictures by the motivated reader will reveal that the Female Homosexual example woman also has eyes that are pointing to the right, the same side of the body as the short side of her Gumby Head.
It is not a coincidence that Gumby and the Female Homosexual both have eyes pointing the same direction as the short side of their head.
According to Happeh Theory, the creator of Gumby was trying to tell people how masturbation and other actions could change the human body, by creating Gumby with a slanted head. The creator of Gumby was also trying to tell people that one of the things that almost always happens to people who have a Gumby Head, is that their eyes will tend to point towards the short side of the Gumby Head, just like Gumby’s eyes point to the short side of his slanted head.
The remainder of this blog will contain more examples of Gumby Head that have been caused by masturbation, as well as Gumby Heads that have been caused by the other actions or activities that were previously mentioned.