Dec 062013
 

Masturbation will cripple one of the arms by shrinking the muscles, tendons, and other organic tissue responsible for holding the arm in place and moving it about. Because masturbation caused the parts of the body that hold the arm in place to shrink, they are no longer able to perform their intended function of holding the arm down. The result is that the crippled arm will have a tendency to float upwards.

The masturbation damaged arm can move upwards by any amount and float at any vertical level. The amount of upward movement and the vertical level the arm floats at will depend on how much shrinkage masturbation has forced on the parts of the body that hold the arm down.

A small amount of masturbation would give the affected arm a tendency to float upwards by only a small amount because most of the parts of the body holding the arm down still work as intended. Excessive masturbation can shrink the parts of the body holding the arm down to almost nothing, which allows the arm to float all the way up to the top of the head as demonstrated in the next picture.

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The arm of the man in the picture above is not floating because of masturbation caused changes to his body. This man’s arm has floated up to his head because of extreme physical stress and mental pressure.

According to Happeh Theory, there are a various activities that will cause the same changes to the human body that masturbation does. Those activities include Excessive Exercise, Homosexuality, Excessive Sex, Snorting of Drugs, Injection of Drugs, and Anorexia. It is also common for the body of a young human being who has not fully matured to display some or many of the same bodily changes that masturbation and the other listed activities are associated with.

It is also possible for extreme physical and mental stress to produce temporary changes in the body that look like the changes masturbation causes in the human body, as was the case in the previous example image.

The next picture shows another example of an arm that has floated up to the level of the head.

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There are multiple possibilities that could be the cause of this man’s arm floating by the top of his head. The man’s arm could be floating because of Masturbation, Snorting of Drugs, or Homosexuality. Homosexuality and masturbation are frequently co-causes of changes to the body because masturbation will induce homosexual desires in the practitioner which they then act on.

The next picture shows a woman who has publicly declared she is homosexual. For that reason the arm of this woman would obviously be an example of a homosexuality associated floating arm.

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The detail oriented reader will want to note that it is the right arm of the possibly homosexual man in the previous picture that is floating by his head, while it is the left arm of the confirmed homosexual woman floating by her head. The difference is not a coincidence. The difference is caused by differences in the construction of the male and female human bodies at a basic level.

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The detail oriented reader will also want to keep in mind the maxim that “nothing ever happens without a reason”. Why is the woman’s hand up by her head anyways? Even if she does have a floating arm that wants to go up by her head, the photographer should have told her to keep the arm somewhere normal like in front of her with her right arm.

Why would the photographer allow or instruct the woman to move her left arm up by her head for the photograph? That is an unnatural, uncomfortable, and odd looking place for the hand to be. The answer to that question is trivial for the reader who is familiar with other areas of Happeh Theory including The Pyramid View of the Human Body and it’s associated material, the material about what is commonly called “the energy” of the human body, and the claim by Happeh Theory that the human body is designed to be visually Bilaterally Symmetric, which means the right and left halves of the human body are supposed to look identical.

According to Happeh Theory, the main reason the photographer had the woman place her arm by her head is for reasons of symmetry. The woman’s hair is cut so that the right side if it falls down over her face,

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which leaves the left side of her forehead bare. The arrows in the next picture point out where the bare area of the left side of the forehead is.

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The next picture highlights the boundary of the woman’s hair as it cuts across her forehead from the upper left to the lower right. The part of the woman’s bare forehead hidden behind her hand is not highlighted.

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By instructing the woman to hold her hand up by her forehead in the exact location and orientation the woman is holding it in, a duplicate but opposite boundary is formed on the woman’s forehead.

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The reason the photographer had the woman hold her hand by her head was to make the woman’s face look symmetric. The woman’s hair is cut asymmetrically which covers part of the forehead and leaves part of the forehead uncovered. By covering over the glaring bare forehead with the hand, and instructing the woman to hold the hand at such an angle as to approximately match the angle of her hair, the photographer has given the unbalanced lopsided homosexual woman’s face, a more normal, proper, symmetric look.

The detail oriented reader has probably already noticed that connecting the bottom of the hand boundary and the hair boundary produces a pyramid that approximately follows that natural boundaries of the pyramid within the human body, that is described by the theoretical model of the human body called The Pyramid View of the Human Body.

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And briefly, the photographer also had the woman place her left hand by her forehead for reasons having to do with the energy of the human body. A common way to discuss the scientific terminology of symmetry and asymmetry as they apply to the human body is to use the term “energy”.

Scientific people will argue the term “energy” as used by the untrained scientist to discuss the human body is incorrect. That does not matter. What matters is that untrained scientists have a way to discuss in their own understandable way, the same things that scientists discuss in language and concepts that are not well known anywhere besides in scientific circles.

Regular people will describe other human beings who are asymmetric in terms of energy. These people will say “they can see the energy of another human being is going this way or that way”. This method of describing changes to the human body is actually superior to the scientific terminology of symmetry and asymmetry, because using the term “energy” implies an action or actions behind the symmetry or asymmetry of a human body.

When scientists discuss a human body in the scientific terms of symmetry and asymmetry, all they are doing is cataloging the end result of the physical changes to a particular human body that were caused by the “energy” or the forces within that human body.

Instead of ascribing the motives of the photographer in having the woman place her left hand by her forehead in the scientific terminology of “The woman’s face was asymmetric so I had her put her left hand on her forehead to make her look symmetric”, it is much more likely the photographer would say something like “I could tell the woman’s energy was unbalanced, so I had her put her left hand by her forehead to make her energy look balanced”.

Both groups of people are saying the exact same thing. The woman’s left hand is on her forehead to make her face look balanced. Scientists would say the left hand was put by the forehead to make the asymmetric face symmetric. Regular everyday people would say the woman’s left hand was placed by her head to make her energy look balanced.

A masturbation crippled arm is not changed in one specific way which gives it one specific appearance. A masturbation crippled arm can take on any one of the following five different configurations.

(1) – The Floating Arm

The most common configuration a masturbation changed arm will take on is holding the arm out in front of the body for no apparent reason.  The arm of the computer model in the next picture is floating out in front of the body for no apparent reason.

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The picture shows the left arm floating in front of the body. Masturbation can give either arm the tendency to float. The arm that floats will be determined by which arm is used for masturbation. Usually the arm opposite the masturbating arm will be the arm that tends to float. Because the left arm of the computer model is floating, the picture would be an example of right hand masturbation caused arm floating.

It is relevant to note that the look of the floating arm in the example picture is frequently associated with homosexuality. That fact is relevant because masturbation induces homosexual tendencies in the practitioner. Instead of floating arms with a limp wrist being a sign of homosexuality, which is the common interpretation that is frequently true, it is more factually accurate to say a floating arm with a limp wrist and homosexual feelings are both symptoms of masturbation caused changes to the body.

(2) – The Sign of the Loser

The masturbation caused changes to the body that give the arm the tendency to float will also change the mentality and personality of the affected individual. The intellect can suffer to the extent that it is noticeable to other people.

Masturbation is an extremely common act among human beings which means masturbation caused intellectual degradation should also be extremely common. Masturbation caused intellectual degradation is indeed so common among human beings that other members of society created a specific insult to ridicule these people. That insult is based on an uncontrollable behavior exhibited by the crippled arm of an excessive masturbator.

The crippled arm of the masturbator will exhibit a tendency to rise up to the level of the forehead and form an L shape with the thumb and forefinger. The insult is called “The Sign of the Loser” because of the association of the L shape formed by the hand with the first letter of the word “loser”. An example of The Sign of the Loser is shown in the follwoing picture.

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The man in the picture is at a sporting event. He is holding his right arm in an L shape by his forehead to make “The Sign of the Loser” at the other team to tell them “You are a bunch of Losers!”

Here is another example of a person making the Sign of the Loser insult gesture.

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A human being whose body is changed by masturbation will tend to involuntarily make approximately the same hand sign at approximately the same location on their head as shown in the previous example picture. If the individual with the masturbation changed body is startled, frightened, or is in an inattentive dream state, their arm can go straight up to their head to make The Sign of the Loser as shown above.

(3) – The Sign of the Small Penis

Another common configuration that a masturbation caused floating arm can take on is what Happeh Theory calls “The Sign of the Small Penis”. A person makes “The Sign of The Small Penis” by holding their hand up around cheek level while holding the thumb and forefinger close together in a gesture that looks like the person is saying “My penis is this small”.

The next picture shows a person making The Sign of the Small Penis.

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Please note how the man’s entire body is leaning towards the hand making The Sign of the Small Penis. The changes that masturbation has made to the man’s body that cause him to make The Sign of the Small Penis also give his body a tendency to lean towards the hand making The Sign of the Small Penis.

The next picture shows a man making The Sign of the Small Penis with his index finger and thumb spread apart instead of right next to each other.

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It could be argued that the man is making The Sign of the Loser because his fingers almost form an L shape. That is one of the small differences between The Sign of the Loser and The Sign of the Small Penis. Are the fingers completely open in an L shape or are they partially closed as if they are pinching together?

Here is another picture of someone making The Sign of the Small Penis. This picture is humorous because of the caption. It is funny that another person looking at someone making what Happeh Theory calls “The Sign of the Small Penis”, also thought the person making the gesture is saying their penis is small.

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A fact that is not so humorous is that one of the mental changes masturbation seems to cause in individuals who make The Sign of the Small Penis is the need to witness or cause violence. Two of the men in the example pictures were involved in fomenting wars that caused thousands of deaths. A perusal of individuals in military and political positions having to do with war will turn up a large number of individuals who tend to make The Sign of the Small Penis.

(4) – The Sign of the Animal

 

Another configuration a masturbation caused floating arm can take on is what Happeh Theory calls “The Sign of the Animal”. The Sign of the Animal is another insult gesture made by one human being to another human being. The Sign of the Animal is made by holding the hand right by the eye or pulling the bottom of the eyelid down as shown in the next picture.

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The next picture shows a woman making The Sign of the Animal.

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The reason this hand gesture is called The Sign of the Animal is similar to the reason The Sign of the Loser is called The Sign of the Loser. The Sign of the Animal is an insult gesture that means “you are dumb or stupid like an animal is”.

It is intriguing that a hand gesture formed by the hand pulling the eye down is associated with animal like behavior in a human being, while a hand gesture formed by creating an L shape with the thumb and index finger held up by the forehead means a person is a “loser” or mentally deficient. It would be reasonable to tentatively conclude that the vertical level of the hand and the shape of the hand are associated with different mental states.

According to Happeh Theory, it is in fact true that the vertical level of the hand and the shape of the hand are associated with different mental states. The L shape created by a hand making The Sign of the Loser is associated with large scale shrinkage of the same side of the head as the hand making The Sign of the Loser. Enough shrinkage that a change to the intellectual abilities of the affected individual seem like an obvious consequence.

Holding the arm at the vertical level of the eye would be indicative of a lesser amount of shrinkage of the same side of the head as the hand making the insult gesture. It would also be associated with the focusing of the mentality of the individual on the animal part of their brain, which is a metaphysical kind of way of saying holding the arm at eye level can focus the physical forces in that area of the body on the animal part of the brain, which results in the individual exhibiting more animal like behavior.

The interested reader will want to closely examine the difference between The Sign of the Loser and The Sign of the Animal. They are really the same sign with a small difference. The Sign of the Animal can be created by making the L shape of The Sign of the Loser at the forehead,

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then lowering the hand to eye level and rotating the hand 180 degrees so that the back of the hand faces outward, and using the top of the L shape to pull down on the lower part of the eye.

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(5) – The Sign of the Homosexual or The Sign of the BlowJob

Some people find The Sign of the Homosexual to be an offensive name. Some people find The Sign of the Blowjob to be a humorous name. Regardless of personal feelings about the names, this hand gesture is associated with homosexuals because homosexuals are the most likely individuals to be making a hand gesture indicating they would like to perform oral sex on a penis.

The Sign of the BlowJob is made by holding the hand up by the mouth with the fingers and thumb curled together in such a way that a hole is created by the outline of the fingers and thumb. A hand making The Sign of the BlowJob looks like a hand holding onto a penis as a human being performs oral sex on it.

Because The Sign of the BlowJob is a spontaneous gesture usually made only when trying to obtain a penis to suck on, pictures of a natural spontaneous Sign of the BlowJob are unavailable.

The following picture is a poor example of The Sign of the BlowJob hand gesture.

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Even though this picture is taken in a public setting and the woman is not actually making the Sign of the BlowJob to a man in the hopes of performing fellatio on him, the woman in the picture is a pornography star, so it is reasonable to accept that the hand gesture she is making is a gesture used to hold onto a penis while performing oral sex on it.

A human being making The Sign of the Blow Job does not necessarily have a body changed by masturbation or some other cause. Meaning they do not unconsciously or uncontrollably make The Sign of the Blow Job. Some human beings will make The Sign of the Blow Job as an advertisement.

These individuals want to perform oral sex on a penis and their hope is that when a man sees them making The Sign of the Blow Job, the man will recognize the hand configuration as one used by a human being sucking on a penis, and the man will act on their implied offer.

The way to tell the difference between a human being making The Sign of the Blow Job in the hopes of obtaining a penis to suck on, and a human being who makes The Sign of the Blow Job because of bodily changes caused by masturbation or some other activity, is to determine if the human being makes the hand gesture uncontrollably.

If the human being is observed to make The Sign of the Blow Job under conditions of stress or in situations of relaxation and inattention, their body has most likely been changed by masturbation or some other activity. If the human being seems to be in control of their arm most of the time and only makes The Sign of the Blow Job in situations where they are trying to obtain a penis to suck on, the body of that human being would most likely be unaffected by masturbation or the other previously listed activities.

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