Article By “Medical Daily” Promulgates The Lie That Masturbation Is Harmless

We’ve long worried that masturbation can cause irreparable damage to both our souls and bodies.

Outdated and silly as these urban legends may be, we might be tempted to think that there’s at least a grain of truth to them. That’s why Medical Daily enlisted a few sex experts to help explore a simple question: Can you really masturbate too much?

Forces Of Evil Continue to Promulgate The Lies That Masturbation Is Healthy And Good For The Individual

The authorities, labelled as “The Forces Of Evil” in the title of this post, continue to print news articles claiming masturbation is healthy and beneficial for the individual.

The reality is that long term frequent masturbation will make any human being blind and crippled, as well as causing a host of other health problems that are detailed on this website.

The Body Of “The King Of Masturbation” Exhibits The Symptoms Described By Happeh Theory

According to Happeh Theory, Masturbation will make a human being blind and crippled, as well as causing many other changes and health problems to the human body. One of the most frequent objections to the examples of masturbation changed bodies that are provided by Happeh Theory, which are almost exclusively single still images, is that… Continue reading The Body Of “The King Of Masturbation” Exhibits The Symptoms Described By Happeh Theory

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Indisputable Evidence Demonstrating What Happeh Theory Calls “Egyptian Eye” Actually Does Exist

According to Happeh Theory, Masturbation, Excessive Sex, Homosexuality, Excessive Exercise, Injection or Snorting of Drugs, Anorexia, Youth and Old Age, and Analytical Thought are all associated with a particular set of physical changes to the body. One of those changes is what Happeh Theory calls “Big Eye” or “Egyptian Eye”. This picture shows an example… Continue reading Indisputable Evidence Demonstrating What Happeh Theory Calls “Egyptian Eye” Actually Does Exist

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Cyclopean Eye Analysis 07

The individual in the example picture for this blog entry has a condition known as “Cyclopean Eye” in Happeh Theory nomenclature,  that was named after a legendary creature called a “Cyclops” that has only one eye. Cyclopean Eye is the result of shrinkage of the opposite side of the body that was caused by Masturbation,… Continue reading Cyclopean Eye Analysis 07