The woman has rotated her head to her left,

in order to focus her right eye on the camera.

“Big Eye Syndrome” is so named because the one of the eyes of the afflicted individual will look like it is much larger than the other eye. The circled area in the next picture encloses the enlarged left right “Big Eye”.

Many people have difficulty accepting masturbation can affect the eyes or any other part of the body. These people feel that masturbation can only affect the genitalia because those are the body parts involved in sexual activity.

There are other people all over the world that are aware that masturbation, along with Excessive Sex, Homosexuality, Excessive Exercise, Injection Of Drugs, Snorting Of Drugs, Anorexia, and Analytical Thought are all associated with the development of what Happeh Theory calls “Big Eye Syndrome”. Proof of that claim can be found in the behavior of people who are either aware or unaware that a camera is taking their picture.

Please examine the man in the following picture.

His head is rotated to his right,

in order to focus his left eye on the camera. 

Doesn’t the man look like the woman with Big Eye Syndrome,

except his head is turned the opposite way?

The woman’s Big Eye and the area around the eye of the man that resembles a Big Eye are circled in the next picture.

The alert reader should have pounced on the phrase “the area around the eye of the man that resembles a Big Eye” in the previous sentence. Although the man looks exactly like someone with a case of Big Eye Syndrome, he doesn’t actually have a case of Big Eye Syndrome. He has posed himself that way on purpose. He has not posed himself that way unconsciously or involuntarily like the woman has.

Why would the man want to give anyone the impression he had Big Eye Syndrome?

Because posing like that makes him attractive to people who really do have Big Eye Syndrome. The man is a media person who wants to grow his fan base, so he is doing what he feels will grow his fan base. Pose like a person with Big Eye Syndrome so all the people who really do have Big Eye Syndrome will think he is one of them.

This post is titled “Man Mocking Big Eye Syndrome”. It is not titled “Man purposefully looking like he has Big Eye Syndrome to grow his fan base”. Why?

Because there is another less benign reason the man has made himself look like he has Big Eye Syndrome. A “normal” human being can make themselves look like they have Big Eye Syndrome as the man in the picture is doing to insult people who really do have Big Eye Syndrome. The insult is “See this face I am making? You are an unbalanced person with Big Eye Syndrome. Your weird looking face looks just like the weird looking face I am making at you”. 

The following picture purports to show the flow of what it’s believers call “Reiki Energy” a human body.

A penis shape can be found in the path of the energy.

The energy sprouts from the top of the head,

flows down along each side of the body,

then curves up into each hand,

to form the head of the penis.

The shaft of the penis if formed by the energy pathways in the legs.

Many people have difficulty accepting that masturbation is associated with the development of homosexual feelings. Proving that connection is actually very simple. All that has to be done is to inspect the body of a homosexual to see if it exhibits any of the bodily changes that Happeh Theory claims are caused by masturbation.

Please take a moment to examine the photo below, which shows a self professed homosexual man.

The blindness caused by masturbation can be described as “One Eyed Blindness”. Masturbation will make the affected individual behave as if he has only one eye.

How many eyes does the man in the picture have? Two of course.

But how many eyes does it look like the man is focusing on the camera? The man has rotated his head to his right,

to focus his left eye on the camera.

This self professed homosexual man is behaving as if his left eye is his only eye.

This picture corroborates the claim that homosexuality is associated with masturbation, because this self professed homosexual man exhibits one of the main changes masturbation inflicts on the body.

In fact, this picture is a very good example of what Happeh Theory calls “Big Eye Syndrome”. According to Happeh Theory, a human body will behave as if the two eyes are merged together into one large eye that Happeh Theory has labeled “The Big Eye”. That “Big Eye” should be centered in the face of a balanced, healthy human being.

The next picture shows a computer model human face that is exactly perpendicular to the camera.

An example of a healthy Big Eye centered on the face is shown in the next picture.

Then some crosshairs are added to verify the Big Eye is centered on the face.

The Big Eye of the homosexual man cannot be centered on his head because his head is rotated to the left.

So where is the Big Eye of the Homosexual man? Right where you probably think it is. The homosexual man’s Big Eye is centered on his left eye,

which explains why he has rotated his head to seemingly focus his left eye on the camera. It is not his left eye that he rotated his head to focus on the camera. The man rotated his head to focus his Big Eye on the camera.

Take a minute to really look at that picture. Doesn’t that Big Giant Eye look like it belongs exactly where it is on his face? Or alternatively, doesn’t his body look like it is leaning on or propped up by that Big Giant Eye?

Someone sent me a link to a place called Medhelp and asked me to go there and participate in a conversation. I did that and also answered some other questions I found there.

Within 10 minutes Medhelp had deleted the posts and closed the account. Ya. Ten minutes.  Tolerant people huh? Here is what they said:

Dear happeh,

This email is to let you know your posts promoting a sex toy and your website have been removed from our forums, and your account has been deactivated.  As stated in our Terms of Use (http://www.medhelp.org/termsofuse.htm), posting advertisements is not allowed on any part of MedHelp.

The information you are giving is also dangerously incorrect.  No one has ever gone blind or become “crippled” from masturbation. Saying such things only serves to scare people.

MedHelp is an online health community that connects members with the leading medical experts and others who have, or have had, similar experiences. MedHelp members can receive the support they need from other patients, research information on drugs and health topics, and share their knowledge and experiences with others in need.  MedHelp is for the exchange of medical information and support, not for advertisements or solicitations.

Thank you for your understanding and cooperation.

Sincerely,

The MedHelp Team

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Here is my reply to them:

“This email is to let you know your posts promoting a sex toy and your website have been removed from our forums, and your account has been deactivated.  As stated in our Terms of Use (http://www.medhelp.org/termsofuse.htm), posting advertisements is not allowed on any part of MedHelp.”

If this was really about those links, which were posted to help those people, you could simply have removed the links and left the account open. What this is really about is censorship, intolerance, and ignorance.

> “The information you are giving is also dangerously incorrect.  No one has ever gone blind or become “crippled” from masturbation. Saying such things only serves to scare people.”

You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. I can easily prove what I say. I would guess you are repeating what you have been told like a good little boy. I would guess you have absolutely no personal experience or knowledge of this subject.

I will go head to head with you if you have the courage. Most of you scientists I have dealt with over the past 10 years are cowards who shout “you are wrong!”, then slam the door shut so they don’t have to prove what they say.

> MedHelp is an online health community that connects members with the leading medical experts and others who have, or have had, similar experiences. MedHelp members can receive the support they need from other patients, research information on drugs and health topics, and share their knowledge and experiences with others in need.  MedHelp is for the exchange of medical information and support, not for advertisements or solicitations.

You sir, are a liar. Many of the posts I read through mentioned pharmaceutical drugs by name. You are in the business of pushing pharmaceuticals. Many of my postings recommended disregarding pharmaceuticals and focusing on physical exercise, which we both know does not earn you one dime.

I hope at some time in the future your small mind is able to open up, that your intelligence will expand enough to be able to grasp the truth of what I have said, and that you become independent minded enough to throw off the shackles of the lies you currently believe.

Sincerely

Happeh

As you might imagine this has some either embarrassing or funny consequences, depending on your outlook. For the individual who masturbates, this phenomenon is embarrassing. Imagine what you would feel like if some stranger walked in on you masturbating. That is the feeling any masturbator should be experiencing during most of their daily lives, because since their body is frozen in it’s masturbation posture, everyone that sees them sees a masturbating person. I say “should be experiencing” because most masturbators are unaware that they walk around in their masturbation all of the time.

What if you were a person who saw one of these masturbators walk into a room in their masturbation posture? Wouldn’t that be funny? Masturbation is a private act, so people who witnessed it would laugh to take the sting out of the embarrassment. They would also laugh to make the masturbator stop masturbating, because it is not socially acceptable to masturbate in public.

The President or leader of any country needs to have respect. He needs to have the respect of his people and he needs to have the respect of other world leaders. A rational people would never choose a masturbator as their leader, because everyone in the society would be laughing at him all of the time, and all of the other world leaders would be laughing at him.

Laughter can be a sign of disrespect. If other world leaders do not respect the masturbator some country chose as their leader, that masturbating leader will be ineffective because the other world leaders do not respect him, they are laughing at him, and honestly they want the sex pervert masturbating guy out of the room and out of their sight.

Please inspect the following picture showing the leader of The United States Of America and the leader of The People’s Republic Of China.

One of those two world leaders is a masturbator. Please take a moment to examine the picture to see if you can determine which man is the masturbator.

If you determined the answer through inspection of the photo, or if you used other knowledge such as the fact that the Chinese people  are aware of the energy of the human body, while Americans on average either do not believe in the energy of the human body or are not aware of it, or if you have not figured out the answer, it is the leader of The United States of America who is the masturbator unconsciously holding the posture he does when he masturbates.

What is it about the picture that justifies that claim?

The first thing to remember is that a typical reaction to someone masturbating in public is laughter, ridicule, and disrespect. Which one of the two men looks like they might be laughing, ridiculing, or disrespecting the other man? Some readers might immediately feel the answer must be “the leader of The United States Of America”, because he looks like he is laughing.

That immediate first impression is wrong actually. The leader of The United States of America has a grin locked on his face for diplomatic purposes.

It is actually the leader of the The People’s Republic Of China that is the one who is laughing. What is it about the picture that justifies that conclusion? The leader of The People’s Republic of China is using his hands. The average human being who is laughing at someone will typically point at the person they are laughing at.

The leader of The People’s Republic Of China is pointing at the leader of The United States of America.

What is going on in this picture is that the leader of The People’s Republic of China is laughing at and publicly humiliating the leader of The United States Of America, and the leader of The United States Of America does not even know it. That is part of the humiliation. The leader of the People’s Republic of China is saying to the entire world looking at this picture, “The leader of The United States Of America is a JackOff, and he does not even know I am pointing out that fact to him and laughing in his face!”.

So how is the leader of The People’s Republic Of China telling anyone who looks at this picture that the leader of The United States Of America is a masturbator? It is not hard to figure out. Keeping the subject of masturbation firmly in mind, what do you see the leader of The People’s Republic Of China doing that could be related to masturbation?

The leader of the People’s Republic Of China is holding his left hand in his lap as if he is holding his penis for masturbation.

He is doing that because that is what anyone in the entire world who knows about the energy of the human body sees when they look at the leader of The United States Of America. In the next picture a copy of the masturbating hand of the leader of The People’s Republic Of China is copied to the appropriate location on the leader of The United States Of America’s body. You might have to look carefully because they are both wearing black clothes, which makes the copied arm blend into the suit of the leader of The United States of America.

Then a picture showing what the leader of The People’s Republic Of China and any other human being who can see energy sees when they look at the leader of The United States of America in this picture.

The other hand of the leader of The People’s Republic Of China that was said earlier to be pointing at the leader of The United States of America as if pointing him out for ridicule?

The leader of the People’s Republic of China is actually holding the arm up like that because that is how the leader of The United States Of America’s is holding his other arm. The next picture has the arm of the leader of The People’s Republic Of China cut and pasted to it’s appropriate location on the body of the leader of The United States Of America.

So think about it for a minute. The leader of your country is in charge of your well being. The leader of your country must deal with the leaders and people of other countries to get what is needed for your well being.

Do you think your leader will get a good deal for you if he walks into a room with other world leaders and starts masturbating in front of them?

I think most world leaders are probably reacting as shown in the next picture if the action of the leader of The People’s Republic Of China are any indication.

This example picture highlights the link between Masturbation and Analytical Thought.

According to Happeh Theory, Excessive Masturbation, Excessive Sex, Excessive Exercise, Injection of Drugs, Snorting of Drugs, Homosexuality, Anorexia, and Analytical Thought are all associated with similar physical changes to the body.

This man supports those claims. The man is a well known technological innovator. Technological innovation requires analytical thought. In the example picture his body clearly displays the unmistakable changes caused by right hand masturbation.

Readers unfamiliar with Happeh Theory may be thinking “I never heard that masturbation can physically change the human body. What physical changes does Right Hand Masturbation make in a human body?”.

Happeh Theory is not difficult. The reader can answer that question themselves by simply cataloging the configuration of the man’s body. List where the parts of the man’s body are located and record their spatial orientation”.

For instance. Why is the man’s head leaning down to his right?

There is no object in the picture the man is trying to avoid by tilting his head down to his right. Why isn’t his head erect? Why would he hold his head in what looks like an unnatural and uncomfortable way?

Because Right Hand Masturbation shrank the right side of his body. The shrunken right side of the body is to weak to hold up the right side of the head, so the entire head collapses over to the right.

Readers unfamiliar with Happeh Theory may have difficulty accepting the claim Right Hand Masturbation shrank the right side of the man’s body. Those readers should ask themselves a question. Where is the man’s right eye? In the picture it looks like he only has a left eye.

It looks like there is nothing but a black hole where the right eye should be.

The man looks like his right eye is missing because it shrank along with the rest of the right side of the head.

The tilting of the man’s head gives him what Happeh Theory calls “Gumby Head”. Gumby was a children’s cartoon character who had a slanted head.

As you can see in the following comparison picture, the example man’s head slant’s down to his right just like Gumby’s head does.

The look of the man’s head is also the inspiration for the insult “One Eyed Pinhead”. The man looks like he has only one eye,

and his head is pointy,

like the tip of a pin is pointy.

Voila! A One Eyed Pin Head

Another one of the physical changes caused by masturbation is the shoulder on the same side of the body as the masturbating hand will move lower as that entire side of the body shrinks. If that claim is true, then the example man’s right shoulder should be lower than his left shoulder, because it was stated earlier the changes to the man’s body were due to Right Hand Masturbation.

The man’s right shoulder is lower than his left shoulder as highlighted in the following picture,

which gives both shoulder a slanted down to the right look.

There is nothing in the picture that is making him turn his head so his right eye is focused on the camera. Why isn’t he looking straight at the camera?

Because he has “Masturbation Caused One Eyed Blindness”.

Masturbation with the right hand has tightened and reduced the size of the right side of his body in a way that forces his head to rotate to his left,

and focus mostly his right eye on the camera.

The man’s left eye does look at the camera, but it has to move all the way to the inside of the left eye socket  in order to do so.

Happeh Theory also uses the phrase “Big Eye Syndrome” to describe what is being called “Masturbation Caused One Eyed Blindness” in this post. The reason that Masturbation Caused One Eye Blindness has been known as “Big Eye Syndrome” for so long and through so much of Happeh Theory, is that the shrinkage of the body caused by masturbation makes the affected eye look as if it expands tremendously in size.

The circle around the right eye in the next picture approximately follows the boundary of the Right Hand Masturbation shrunken area around the right eye that is the inspiration for the name “Big Eye Syndrome”.

It may be difficult to discern the changed area of the face in the previous picture with the line in the way. The comparison picture shown next offers the opportunity to do a back and forth comparison between the highlighted area around the right eye and the original unaltered picture.

This example picture is a very good one because the man is an almost perfect specimen of a male human being in every other way besides the changes Right Hand Masturbation has made to his body.

This example picture could be used in the definition of Right Hand Masturbation caused “Big Eye Syndrome”. It could also be used in the  definition of how right hand masturbation changes the head.

The other changes to the head that are characteristic of Right Hand Masturbation besides a rotation of the head to the left and the development of Big Eye Syndrome, include the tilting of the head down to the right,

and the visibility of only one ear.

The man’s upper body has also been changed by Right Hand Masturbation. Please note the almost perfect form and appearance of the left shoulder.

The right shoulder looks noticeably different in the area indicated by the arrows.

Those changes to the right shoulder are caused by Right Hand Masturbation.

 The Brain Penis View of the body says that the effects of masturbation on the body can be described by the visual image of a long penis traveling down from each side of the head to the normal penis location at the groin. The picture below shows a frontal view of how this would look.

The red and blue objects represent a penis traveling from each side of the head out to the respective armpit. They follow along the side of the torso until they turn inwards at the waist. Each penis then follows the path of the inguinal canal over to the groin where they extends outwards in the normal penis location.

The picture below is a three quarter profile view that shows the ends of each long penis object sticking out from the groin like the normal penis.

The next picture is a full profile view of the man.

The penis objects are postioned in front of the body so they are visible for this demonstration. In real life, each penis would follow a similar path inside of the body. The picture above shows the penis originating approximately from below the ear. That is a reasonably accurate portrayal of it’s true origination point.

According to Happeh Theory, each of the penis objects is actually a collection of fibers that behave like a cable. The reason that they appear to originate below the ear and travel downwards is that they are the end of a spiral. Happeh Theory says that the fibers on each side of the head can take on a tight spiral shape. The free end of the spiral drops down to form each brain penis. The picture below shows how this would look.

The act of masturbation most commonly involves the hand holding the penis and moving back and forth. The hand behaves as if it is pulling on the penis. When something is pulled, that something moves in the direction of the pull, if it can. In the case of masturbation, the hand is pulling the penis outwards or away from the body. The penis cannot move because it is physically attached to the body.

In the picture below, the man has his right hand positioned on his penis as if for masturbation. The red arrow indicates the direction of the pulling force exerted on the penis during masturbation.

The Brain Penis View of the body says one way to explain the effects of masturbation on the body is to treat the brain penis as if it can move. When a person masturbates, the pulling force on the normal penis will cause the brain penis to act as if it is also being pulled. The arrows on the blue brain penis below indicate the direction of movement of the brain penis during masturbation.

Because each brain penis is anchored to the head, if the brain penis is pulled down towards the masturbating hand, the head would naturally be pulled downwards also. The human body will behave as if this is really happening in real life in response to the act of masturbation.

The most common and obvious symptoms of masturbation, not level shoulders, not level hips, different length legs, different length arms, one big eye and one small eye and shape distortion of the head are all caused by the pulling force of masturbation pulling the brain penis dowwards which in turn pulls the head downwards.

The path of each brain penis was laid out in a specific way. This was done on purpose. The shape of that pathway acts as a guide for the brain penis. It would be reasonable to think that the head would go straight towards the groin if the brain penis pulls it downwards. Like in the picture below.

In the picture above, the head has rotated on the neck to move as close as possible to the groin. The arrow indicates the downwards direction of the pull exerted on the head by the brain penis. The head does behave like this to some degree. The head only acts like the picture above in extreme cases of excessive masturbation. Usually the head will only move forwards and downwards to look generally like the picture below.

The reason that the head only moves far forwards and downwards in reaction to the pulling force is of the brain penis is because of the path the brain penis follows along the body. This path behaves like a guide. When the brain penis is pulled downwards, instead of the force going straight downwards from the head to the groin, the force follows a curve that resembles the path of the brain penis.

Instead of following the black arrow running straight from the head to the groin, the body reacts to the act of masturbation as if the brain penis is being pulled downwards along the curved path drawn in yellow. What this means is that instead of the brain penis only pulling the head down, the entire body along the path of the yellow curve will be subjected to the downwards pulling force.

To be explicit, the head, the shoulders, the arms, the side of the torso, the waist, the hips and the legs on the same side as the masturbating hand will all experience a downwards pulling force during the act of masturbation.

In fact, the real life effects of masturbation almost exactly match this description. A person who shows signs of excessive masturbation will usually have uneven shoulders. The shorter shoulder will be the shoulder of the masturbating hand.  A person who shows signs of excessive masturbation will usually have an uneven waist and hips. The hip on the same side of the body as the masturbating hand will appear shorter than the other hip.

The side of the torso on the same side of the masturbating hand will atrophy so that it usually appears shorter than the other side of the torso. The side of the head on the same side of the body as the masturbating hand will usually appear shorter than the opposite side of the head.

The progress of the effects of masturbation can be described in an intersting way using the Brain Penis View of the body. The body behaves almost as if each stroke of the masturbating hand pulls the side of the body down just a little bit more.

A person who does not masturbate much, lets say they pulled the brain penis downwards ten times, will appear mostly even on both sides of the body. Their postures will be generally erect. A person who masturbates a moderate amount could be likened to someone who had pulled the brain penis downwards one thousand times. Their body will be slightly unbalanced. They will favor one side of their body over the other. The person who is an excessive masturbator might have pulled on his penis ten thousand times. Because he has pulled his his head and the entire side of his body downwards so much, they tend to stay that way. One side of the body will be obviously smaller than the other. The person will obviously hunch over at the head or shoulders as part of their normal everyday posture.

One of the people shielding themselves is an old man.

The old man is using a staff to shield himself.

The man is holding the staff by the middle with his right hand.

The bottom of the staff extends out below the old man’s right hand,

while the top part of the staff extends up above the old man’s right hand.

The old man holding the staff looks like someone holding their penis for masturbation.

The old man’s hand grabs the middle of the staff like the masturbating man’s hand grabs the middle of his penis.

The bottom of the staff extends down below the old man’s hand like the bottom half of the penis extends down below the masturbating man’s hand,

and the top of the staff, which has a bulbous head like a penis does, extends up above the old man’s hand like the top of the masturbating man’s penis extends up above his hand.

There is a similarity between the old man holding a staff and a man masturbating his penis. The title of the blog entry is “The Effect Of Masturbation On The Head” though. Where is the change masturbation supposedly makes to the head?

Look at the old man’s right hand gripping the staff again.

The old man’s gripping right hand would look like it was gripping his head if the staff was not there.

The man’s right hand gripping the staff was likened to a masturbating man’s hand gripping his penis.

If the man’s right hand was visualized as gripping his head instead of the staff, then the man’s head would be equivalent to the middle part of the penis.

If the man’s head is equivalent to the middle of the penis, what is equivalent to the top of the penis? There isn’t anything above the head of a human being to match the top of the penis.

While it is not part of the old man’s head, the top of the staff looks like it is extending out of the top of the man’s head and out of his right hand,

in a way that would be like the head of the penis sticking up above the masturbating man’s hand.

So if the old man’s head was likened to the middle of the penis, and the top of the staff looks like it is sticking up out of his head,

so what? Why do all of these pictures demonstrate one of the ways masturbation changes the body?

The next picture contains an addition to the outline of the top of the staff.

That smiley face either demonstrates one of the effects of masturbation on the human body, or is a clue to one of the effects of masturbation on the human body, depending on if you know how masturbation affects the body, or if you don’t know how masturbation affects the body.

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In case you feel cheated by being given a puzzle instead of a straight explanation, in plain and simple language, masturbation will make something like a head stick up out of the top of your physical head during masturbation. After you finish masturbating, that head like thing will retract back into your body.

Masturbation is not the only act that will trigger the extension of the head like object out of the head.

If you don’t see anything, it could be because you are thinking “Wow! That tongue is really long!”. Or it might be because you are thinking “That is a bare penis right there in front of my face!”.

Or it could be because the picture is too big. So why not try a smaller picture?

Can you see the similarities? If you don’t, just sit there and stare at the picture for awhile. Maybe for ten minutes if that is what it takes.

You need to look at the picture until you can see that both that penis and that tongue are hanging out from the body at their base, as opposed to some other location along their length.

The tongue and the penis are connected to each other via the Yin part of the body. The way this particular penis and this particular tongue are hanging from their respective bodies supports that claim.