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Masturbation Will Make You Look Like A Fish With A Hook In It’s Mouth – 07

November 11, 2013
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This blog entry presents an example of a bodily change known as “Fish Hooking” in Happeh Theory nomenclature.

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Masturbation Will Make You Look Like A Fish With A Hook In It’s Mouth – 06

November 10, 2013
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This blog entry presents an example of a bodily change known as “Fish Hooking” in Happeh Theory nomenclature.

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Masturbation Will Make You Look Like A Fish With A Hook In It’s Mouth – 05

November 10, 2013
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This blog entry presents an example of a bodily change known as “Fish Hooking” in Happeh Theory nomenclature.

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Masturbation Will Make You Look Like A Fish With A Hook In It’s Mouth – 04

November 10, 2013
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This blog entry presents an example of a bodily change known as “Fish Hooking” in Happeh Theory nomenclature.

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Masturbation Will Make You Look Like A Fish With A Hook In It’s Mouth – 03

November 10, 2013
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This blog entry presents an example of a bodily change known as “Fish Hooking” in Happeh Theory nomenclature.

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Masturbation Will Make You Look Like A Fish With A Hook In It’s Mouth – 02

November 10, 2013
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This blog entry presents an example of a bodily change known as “Fish Hooking” in Happeh Theory nomenclature.

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Masturbation Will Make You Look Like A Fish With A Hook In It’s Mouth – 01

November 9, 2013
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This blog entry presents an example of a bodily change known as “Fish Hooking” in Happeh Theory nomenclature.

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Gumby Head Introduction

November 9, 2013
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This blog entry is an introduction to the condition known as “Gumby Head” in Happeh Theory nomenclature.

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The Body Changes Associated With Masturbation Are Also Associated With Other Activities And States Of Being.

Those Activities And States Of Being Include:

Excessive Sexual Activity
Homosexuality
Excessive Exercise
Anorexia
Injection Or Snorting Of Drugs
Youth
Old Age
Analytical Thought

In Depth Discussion

In Depth Discussion

This section attempts to explain How and Why masturbation changes the human body in the way that it does.

Masturbation Has A Similar Effect On The Body

Masturbation Has A Similar Effect On The Body

In the cartoon the man thinks using his hand to squeeze the penis pump will make his penis bigger, but actually it makes his arm bigger.

The cartoon is related to Happeh Theory because most people think that masturbation will only affect the penis because the penis is being masturbated, but actually the arm is changed because it is the arm that is doing all the work of masturbation.

Masturbation Will Make You Blind And Crippled, As Well As Causing Other Bodily Changes And Health Problems, By Tightening And Contracting The Body Which Causes:

(1) – Crippling by changing the natural spatial relationships of the body.

For instance. Changing of the natural spatial relationship between the arm and the body by moving a shoulder lower or higher than it should be, would "cripple" the attached arm by preventing it's natural movement.

(2) – Blindness, Health Problems, and Physical Deformities, by changing the natural shape, volume, and pressure distribution of the body.

For instance. Shrinkage of the volume of the head can change it's shape so drastically that it can create a physical deformity like "Gumby Head", which is the name given to a head whose top slants from high on one side to low on the other side.

(3) – Mental, Personality, and Emotional Problems by changing the natural shape, volume, pressure distribution, and spatial relationship changes of the body.

For instance. Shrinking the volume of the chest cavity changes the pressure distribution on and around the heart. The heart reacts to those pressure changes by causing mental and emotional anxiety.

 

HEAD CHANGES
ARM CHANGES
TORSO CHANGES

GENITAL CHANGES
LEG CHANGES
ALL CHANGES OBSERVED IN ONE BODY

MENTAL, PERSONALITY, AND BEHAVIORAL CHANGES
ENERGY BODY CHANGES
REHABILITATION

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