This blog entry will extract and comment on the more useful material from Mr Smith’s description of his masturbation history, habits, and methods.
Commentary on the first page of material provided by Mr Smith
(1) – “I masturbate with my non dominant hand but experience the tightness on my right side still.”
By “non dominant hand”, Mr Smith is saying he masturbates with his left hand because his right hand is his dominant hand. So the sentence above is saying “I masturbate with my left hand and experience tightness on my right side. The picture shown next highlights the left hand and the right side of the body so the reader can visually ponder what Mr Smith is saying.
This statement by Mr Smith is significant because is supports one of the claims of Happeh Theory. According to Happeh Theory, each arm is connected to the opposite side of the body.
Most people, scientists, and medical professionals, would probably say that the arm was the part of the body from the hands to the shoulders.
That is a naive, uninformed, and incorrect view of how the arms are connected to the human body. According to Happeh Theory, each arm is connected to the opposite side of the body as demonstrated in the next picture.
Each arm extends past the shoulder, across the torso, and connects to the entire opposite side of the torso. This simplistic drawing only represents the idea of each arm being connected to the opposite side of the body. It is not an exactly accurate representation of how the arms are connected to the opposite side of the body.
The forces of masturbation would travel from Mr Smith’s left hand, across the connections shown in the picture, to the right side of his body where they would make his body tight as he stated. Mr Smith’s right side gets tight because the overall effect of masturbation on the human body is to make it tighten up and shrink.
(2) – “My left snake is a lot longer”
This statement is basically saying the same thing that Mr Smith said in his first statement. Mr Smith’s right side is tight.
Mr Smith has spent some time studying Happeh Theory. His reference to a “left snake” concerns one of the theoretical models of the human body created for Happeh Theory that is called The Two Snakes View of the Human Body.
According to one version of The Two Snakes View of the Human Body, each half of the human body behaves as if it is a large snake. The next picture shows approximately where each snake is located on each half of the body.
The head of each snake is located in the human head, while the body of each snake travels all the way down the same side of the body to the foot.
Mr Smith’s statement that his left snake is longer implies that his right snake is shorter.
Since the right snake is representing the right side of the body, a shorter right snake would mean that the right side of Mr Smith’s body should be tighter and shorter than the left side of his body. That is exactly what Mr Smith said in the first statement. “(I) experience tightness on my right side”.
The Two Snakes View of the Human Body implies that more than just Mr Smith’s right side should be tight. The purpose of treating each half of the human body as a snake is that a snake body behaves as one large connected piece. Anything that happens to one part of the snake body will happen to the rest of the snake body.
The picture of the short right snake demonstrated that fact when it showed the head of the snake pulled partially out of the human head down towards Mr Smith’s right side, and the tail of the snake pulled from the foot up towards Mr Smith’s right side.
The shortening of the snake body so the snake head no longer covers the entire right side of Mr Smith’s head implies that Mr Smith’s head has tightened and shrunken. The shortening of the snake body so the snake tail no longer covers the lower right leg implies that Mr Smith’s lower right leg has tightened and shrunken.
Mr Smith did not mention if the right side of his head or his right lower leg were tight. The only way to determine if the right side of the Mr Smith’s head and his lower right leg are shorter and tighter, would be to examine the right side of the head and the lower right leg for signs of tightening and shrinking.
For reasons of anonymity, Mr Smith’s head cannot be examined to see if it exhibits visible signs of tightening or shrinkage. However, Mr Smith’s lower legs are available for inspection. Inspection of Mr Smith’s lower right leg reveals the following signs of shrinkage and tightening.
There is a depression on the lower inside of Mr Smith’s leg that is larger than the similar depression in the left leg.
The inner boundary of the lower inner right leg looks deeper, as if it is shrunken more, than the inner boundary of the lower left leg.
The inner part of the right knee looks slightly thinner and tighter than the inner part of the left knee.
The tightening and shrinkage exhibited by the lower right leg supports the claim, that the right side of Mr Smith’s head and his lower right leg are also affected by the left handed masturbation caused tightening and shrinkage of the right side of his body, and the claim by The Two Snakes View of the Human Body that each half of the human body can be treated as a large snake running from the top of the head to the bottom of the foot.
(3) – “My right ribs are closer together than my left ribs.”
This is another statement confirming Mr Smith’s initial statement that his right side is tight, and another statement supporting the contention by Happeh Theory that masturbation shrinks and tightens the entire human body.
Please take a moment to inspect Mr Smith’s ribcage in the closeup picture.
The individual ribs cannot be seen clearly so it cannot be definitively confirmed that Mr Smith’s right ribs are closer together than his left ribs. What can be seen though is that the musculature that covers the right side of the ribcage looks shorter and has a bulging look to it, while the musculature in the same area on the left side of the body looks long and smooth.
(4) – “My entire body seems to twist right. my ribcage is very visibly turned to the right”
According to Happeh Theory, the twisting of Mr Smith’s body to the right is the natural reaction to the way in which masturbation has shortened and tightened his right side. The reason why shortening and tightening of Mr Smith’s right side would cause his body to twist to the right, can be explained using a theoretical model of the human body called The Double Cylinder View of the Human Body.
According to The Double Cylinder View of the Human Body, the human body behaves as if there are two cylinders within it located as shown in the next picture.
All of the previous changes to Mr Smith’s body have been the result of shrinkage of the right side of his body. Since each side of a human body is represented by a cylinder in The Double Cylinder View of the Human Body, the shrinkage of the right side of Mr Smith’s body would be represented by the cylinder on the right side of his body shrinking in size as shown in the next picture.
The previous picture displayed the vertical shrinkage of the right cylinder. The next picture shows an overhead view of The Double Cylinder View of the Human Body.
The next picture shows the right cylinder reduced in diameter to represent the shrinkage that masturbation has caused to the right side of Mr Smith’s body.
The shrinkage of the right cylinder removes the area of the body enclosed within the black outline from the influence of the right cylinder of the body.
One of the factors that contribute to the rotation of Mr Smith’s body to his right is that because the right cylinder has become weakened and no longer covers the area of the body within the black outline, the left cylinder of the body can move over or fall into that “empty” area until it is stopped by the boundaries of the now smaller right cylinder. The next picture shows the left cylinder shifted to the right until it contacts the now smaller right cylinder.
One of the main characteristics of a cylinder is it’s ability to rotate about it’s center. The cylinders of of The Double Cylinder View of the Human Body also possess that characteristic.
The cylinders of The Double Cylinder View of the Human Body can rotate in either direction just like a regular cylinder. According to Happeh Theory though, the natural direction of rotation for both cylinders of The Double Cylinder View of the Human Body is towards the center of the body. The arrows in the following picture indicate the natural rotational direction of each cylinder in towards the center of the body.
The forces or the rotational pressure in each cylinder are designed to be the same so that both cylinders stay balanced where they are, centered approximately on each leg with their inner boundary touching the center of the body.
According to Happeh Theory, the act of sex will increase the rotational force or pressure in both cylinders. It is this increase in rotational force or pressure that drives the penis forward into the vagina. The thick lined arrows in the next picture are meant to represent the increased rotational forces on each cylinder during the act of sex.
Here is the overhead view of the unchanged left cylinder of the body and the masturbation changed right cylinder of the body.
The arrows in the next picture indicate the natural rotational direction of the large left cylinder and the masturbation shrunken right cylinder in towards the center of the body.
Being a sexual act, masturbation has the same effect on the body of increasing the rotational forces or pressure on the double cylinders as other types of sex acts do with one exception. During masturbation the body will behave as if the increase in rotational forces or pressure are greater on the cylinder on the same side of the body as the masturbating hand.
Mr Smith stated that he masturbates with his left hand. The next picture uses a thick arrow to indicate the extra masturbation caused rotational force or pressure on the left cylinder, while the arrow on the right cylinder remains small to indicate it’s relative weakness.
The difference in rotational forces or pressure on each cylinder causes exactly the effect you would think it would have. The stronger rotational forces on the left cylinder drive the left cylinder of the body further forward than the weaker rotational forces on the right cylinder of the body drive the right cylinder of the body forward.
Because of the way the two cylinders are interconnected within the human body, and because of the gap between the two cylinders that was created when the right cylinder shrank in diameter, the pressure of the masturbation increased rotational forces on the left cylinder will then cause the left cylinder to roll or move over in front of the right cylinder.
The next picture shows the left side of the model human body rotated towards the right to approximately replicate the forward and rolling or moving over movement of the masturbation affected left cylinder of the body.
The imbalance of rotational forces on either side of the body during the act of masturbation is another factor contributing to the twisting of Mr Smith’s body to the right.
(5) – My right shoulder looks higer than the left and is frozen even though I don’t use it.
A high and low shoulder are one of the main symptoms of masturbation according to Happeh Theory. Mr Smith’s statement that his right shoulder is higher than his left corroborates that claim.
The reason that Mr Smith’s right shoulder is higher and frozen would be partially due to the tightening and shrinkage of the right side of his body that he described in his first statement in this blog entry. The shrinkage of the musculature and other organic material that connected the right side to the right shoulder changes in a way that allows or forces the right shoulder upwards.
The other part of the reason Mr Smith’s right shoulder is higher and frozen is because of the linkage of the left arm to the right side of the body discussed earlier in this blog entry.
The previous demonstration of the linkage of the left arm to the right side of the body showed the arm linked to the entire side of the torso.
The left arm is majority connected to the upper right side of the torso including the right shoulder area.
Another reason why Mr Smith’s right shoulder moves upwards, is that when Mr Smith reaches down with his left hand to perform left handed masturbation, his left shoulder also moves down. Because the shoulders are connected to each other, in order for Mr Smith’s left shoulder to move down, his right shoulder would have to move up.
The right shoulder would tend to be frozen because the constant pulling exerted by the masturbation shrunken and tightened left arm would always be pulling the right shoulder upwards. Any movement of the right shoulder would have to overcome the upward forces on the right shoulder being exerted by the downward pulling left arm.
(6) – I think that a lot of my pain comes from the permanant contraction of the muscles in my right rib cage.
Mr Smith is correct that masturbation caused tightening of the ribcage can cause permanent pain. The reason why is that the tightening of the rib cage is not just a local contraction of the muscles of the rib cage as it would be common to think.
According to Happeh Theory, the rib cage causes so much permanent pain because it is connected to other parts of the body through the internal area of the body. It is the unseen tightening of the interior parts of the body the ribcage is connected to that cause the pain.
The connections between the ribcage and the interior of the body are extremely complex. A simple way to convey the concept of the ribcage being connected to the interior of the body is to use a theoretical model of the human body called The Wave View of the Human Body.
According to The Wave View of the Human Body, a human body is constructed from waves. Many different wave shapes traverse the human body to connect it’s various parts in different ways. One of those wave shapes connects the ribcage to other parts of the body. The picture below shows this particular wave shape.
The crest of the wave is located on the ribcage.
One end of the wave travels up into the left side of the head while the other end travels down into the left leg.
The discussion previously noted that left handed masturbation had tightened and shrunken Mr Smith’s right side. The forces exerted by the left arm on the right side of the body only describe one way in which left handed masturbation has tightened and shrunken the right side of Mr Smith’s body.
Masturbation also tightens and shortens the internal parts of the body. Those internal parts of the body are approximately located in the waist and genital area. The arrows in the next picture indicate the part of the wave shape that would be directly affected by the masturbation caused tightening and shrinkage of the waist and genital areas
That tightening and shrinkage is then passed along to other internal parts of the body along the path of the wave connecting the ribcage to the head.
The shrinkage of course also affects the internal part of the body in the head and in the leg.
The shrinkage of the body along the wave shape indicated above contributes to the crippling of the leg, the blindness, and the deafness that Happeh Theory claims masturbation will cause in the human body.
In Mr Smith’s situation the tightening and shrinkage of the internal parts of the body along the example wave shaped path, and tightening and shrinakge of other internal parts of the body that are connected to his tight right ribcage, is causing a large amount of the pain that Mr Smith reports feeling from his ribcage area.
(7) – “I have pencil dick on my left side but absolutely none on my right side”
“Pencil Dick” is the name given by Happeh Theory to a condition in which the penis feels like it is mostly hard cartilage. The penis is composed of both cartilage and flesh that encloses the cartilage. Masturbation will tend to shrink the fleshy part of some area of the penis, leaving only the hard cartilage. The cartilage in a penis is thin and hard like a pencil, hence the name “Pencil Dick” for the condition.
Mr Smith reports that he has Pencil Dick on the left side of his penis. The next picture shows a frontal view of Mr Smith’s penis.
The next picture draws a line along the center of the penis, then outlines the shape of the head of the penis on each side of the line. The left side of the head of the penis does look smaller than the right side of the head of the penis, as it seems like it should if the left side of the penis has tightened up and shrank into a Pencil Dick.
Something seems wrong about the Pencil Dick being on the left side of Mr Smith’s penis. The discussion up to this point has focused on how left handed masturbation tightened and shrank the right side of Mr Smith’s body. It seems like if masturbation made the right side of Mr Smith’s body shrink, it should also have made the right side of Mr Smith’s penis shrink into a right side Pencil Dick.
But Mr Smith reports that he has Pencil Dick on the left side of this penis and the picture of the head of his penis seems to confirm that Mr Smith has Pencil Dick on the left side of his penis.
Why is the seemingly logical expectation that the right side of Mr Smith’s penis should be a Pencil Dick wrong?
Because left handed masturbation also shrinks the left side of the body. The shrinkage of the left side of the body is different from the shrinkage of the right side of the body.
One way to explain why is to use The Spiral View of the Human Body. According to The Spiral View of the Human Body, the entire human body is constructed of spirals. One of those spirals follows the path shown in the next picture.
There is one of the spirals shown above on each half of the human body. The extension of the spiral out in front of the body is meant to signify this spiral influences the penis.
According to Happeh Theory, masturbation will shrink this spiral on the same side of the body as the masturbating hand. In Mr Smith’s case that would be the left side of this body. The next picture shows the same spiral superimposed in the same location on the body, but the line width is much smaller to indicate shrinkage and tightening of the spiral on the left side of Mr Smith’s body.
The part of the spiral that extends in front of the body is now shorter than it was to signify that the shrinkage of the spiral has also caused shrinkage of the left side of the penis. Shrinkage that would result in Pencil Dick of the left side of the penis as reported by Mr Smith.
