Here is the example Left Pointing Penis for this blog entry.
Superimposed on this picture is the centerline of the pubic bone, which is the path the penis would follow if it was straight.
Only a small section at the base of the penis lies on the pubic bone centerline.
The remainder of the penis slowly curves off to the left.
The picture below compares this example Left Pointing Penis to the first example in this series. Both of the example penises stick out straight for some distance, then curve off to the left.
( This theoretical section is repeated for every example penis. If you have read this theoretical section in another example, you can skip over this repetition of the theory and go straight to the observations about the example penis on this page. )
Why does the penis in this example look like this? Is it genetics? Was this man born with a penis that is mostly straight?
According to Happeh Theory, an explanation for the direction the penis points can be provided by The Double Cylinder View of the Human body. According to the Double Cylinder View of the Human body, the human body can be treated as two cylinders located as shown in the picture below.
For this explanation, it is necessary to use an overhead view of The Double Cylinder View of the human body, as shown below.
The picture above shows the two cylinders of The Double Cylinder View of the Human Body side by side. There is a red rectangle sticking straight out from the center of the two cylinders. The rectangle is meant to represent the penis.
According to Happeh Theory, the direction of the penis is determined by the condition of the double cylinders. When each cylinder is in it’s normal and proper orientation that it is designed to be in, the penis should stick straight out from the body like the rectangle in the picture above.
According to Happeh Theory, masturbation will cause one or both of the cylinders in the picture above to rotate. Because the direction of the penis is dependent on the orientation of each cylinder, if the orientation of one or both of the cylinders changes, the orientation or direction that the penis points must also change.
There are six possible rotations of the two cylinders. Both cylinders can rotate the same direction as shown below.
The right cylinder can rotate to the right or the left, while the left cylinder remains stationary.
And the left cylinder can rotate right and left, while the right cylinder remains stationary.
Here is the example Left Pointing Penis again.
The penis in the picture above points to the left. In the previous examples of the possible rotations of The Double Cylinder View of the Human Body, both cylinders turning left causes the penis to point to the left, the left cylinder turning right makes the penis point to the left, and the right cylinder turning right makes the penis point to the left.
The picture below compares the example penis, to the three possible rotations of the two cylinders listed above.
What the picture above is saying, is that the example penis is pointing to the left, because the two cylinders within the body have rotated in one of the ways shown above. A full body picture of the body a particular penis is attached to, is usually required to determine which of the cylinder rotations above, is the one that forced the penis to point to the left.
This picture highlights how much further the right foot is in front of,
the left foot whose location must be approximated because it is hidden under the left curving penis.
Why is the left foot to the rear of the right foot? Why aren’t they even? Is it a coincidence that the penis curves to the left and the left foot is behind the right foot?
According to Happeh Theory the answer is “No”. It is not a coincidence that the left foot is behind the right foot and the penis curves to the left. The body has the look that it does because when the left cylinder shrinks, the body cannot properly center itself over both feet. The body swings over to the left which covers up the left foot.
When the left cylinder shrinks it can no longer hold the penis in it’s proper location. The penis can be visualized as tilting to the left because the part of the body that holds it up straight shrank and can no longer support the penis.
The next picture compares the staggered position of the feet in this Left Pointing Penis example to the staggered position of the feet in Left Pointing Penis Example #5.
In both of the above pictures, the penis points to the left, the left foot is to the rear, and the right foot is to the front.
The comparison picture perfectly shows how varying stages of masturbation change the human body. The body on the left would be an example of mild body changes caused by masturbation. The man’s body is still mostly centered over both feet and the left foot looks only slightly behind the right foot.
The picture on the right is an example of more long term masturbation caused change to the body. The body has changed so much from masturbation that the hips can no longer center the body over both feet. The body and left leg have moved away from their proper positions so much that the left foot cannot even be seen.
Another change in the body of the current example is that the man’s torso is slanted from back on the left, to forward on the right.
Why is the man’s body slanted from back on the left to forward on the right?. The same masturbation caused change to the hips that has destroyed the man’s ability to center his body over his feet from side to side, also prevents him from centering his body from front to back over both feet.
All of the changes to this individual’s body have been attributed to masturbation with no concrete proof in the form of a declaration by this individual that he does masturbate.
Because this is a sexually themed picture, it is reasonable to believe that the cause of the changes to the left cylinder of this individual’s body are sexual in nature. Does any reader honestly believe that someone who would make nude pictures of themselves would be a person who has never masturbated in their lives?
The condition of the man’s body and the fact that masturbation is more commonly the cause of those types of changes to the body than excessive sex is, points to the most likely cause of the changes to this individual’s body as being caused by masturbation.