According to Happeh Theory, Masturbation physically changes the human body by tightening it according to a particular pattern. Those physical changes include changes to the shape of the body, changes to the natural spatial relationships of the body, and changes to the way the body moves. The tightening of the body also causes the development of a large variety of health problems.
The same bodily changes and health problems caused by Masturbation, can also be caused by Excessive Sexual Activity, Homosexuality, Injection or Snorting of Drugs, Excessive Exercise, Anorexia, Youth or Old Age, and Analytical Thought.
This blog entry is about a bodily change known as “Animal Tongue” in Happeh Theory nomenclature. “Animal Tongue” was so named because the tongue of an affected individual looks and behaves like the tongue of an animal, which have a tendency to protrude from the mouth.
The exact way the tongue of a human being who has “Animal Tongue” looks and behaves, is dependent on which one of the previously mentioned activities is changing the body, and the severity of the changes caused by that activity.
Severe Animal Tongue that is the result of Excessive Sexual Activity, Masturbation, Homosexuality, and Injection or Snorting of Drugs, is characterized by a tongue that sticks far out to one side of the mouth,
then curves up towards the eye on the same side of the body,
as can be seen in this comparison picture.
All three human tongues stick out of the side of the mouth like the dog’s tongue,
and then curve up towards the eye on the same side of the body.
Severe Animal Tongue that is the result of Excessive Exercise on the other hand, usually only causes the tongue to stick out of the side of the mouth, like the tongue of the dog in this picture.
That This comparison picture shows three human beings whose tongues only stick far out of one side of their mouth,
just like the dog’s tongue.
Moderate cases of Animal Tongue that are the result of any of the previously mentioned activities, are characterized by tongues that stick far out of the mouth in a mostly straight direction.
The tongues of each human being in the following comparison picture stick mostly straight out of their mouths,
just like the leopard’s tongue does.
Mild Animal Tongue that is the result of any of the previously mentioned activities is characterized by only the tip of the tongue sticking out of one side of the mouth.
Only the tip of the tongue of each human being in this comparison picture is sticking out of one side of their mouth,
like only the tip of the dog’s tongue is sticking out of one side of it’s mouth.
The bodily tightening responsible for the appearance of Animal Tongue also causes other related bodily changes, one of which can be seen in the mild Animal Tongue example picture. Please notice how the eye of the dog in the mild Animal Tongue example is large, protruding, and red.
That large protruding red eye is on the same side of the dog’s body as it’s protruding tongue.
Now examine the eye on the same side of the head as the tongue of each mildly changed example individual.
The eye on the same side of the head as the tongue of each human being looks larger than their other eye,
just like the dog’s eyes.
If the bodies of the individuals in the mild Animal Tongue examples continue to increase in severity, first their tongue will start sticking far out to the side of their mouth,
then their tongue will curve up towards the eye on the same side of the body,
and finally that eye will become like the swollen bloodshot eye of the dog.
Does prolonged inspection of the picture give anyone else the impression the tongues are popping the eyeballs out of their sockets?