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April 13, 2014

Posted by happeh

The section is devoted to posts about heads that are tilted as a result of one of the activities described by Happeh Theory.

Updated: May 7, 2014 at 1:06 am

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The Body Changes Associated With Masturbation Are Also Associated With Other Activities And States Of Being.

Those Activities And States Of Being Include:

Excessive Sexual Activity
Homosexuality
Excessive Exercise
Anorexia
Injection Or Snorting Of Drugs
Youth
Old Age
Analytical Thought

Masturbation Will Make You Blind And Crippled, As Well As Causing Other Bodily Changes And Health Problems, By Tightening And Contracting The Body Which Causes:

(1) – Crippling by changing the natural spatial relationships of the body.

For instance. Changing of the natural spatial relationship between the arm and the body by moving a shoulder lower or higher than it should be, would "cripple" the attached arm by preventing it's natural movement.

(2) – Blindness, Health Problems, and Physical Deformities, by changing the natural shape, volume, and pressure distribution of the body.

For instance. Shrinkage of the volume of the head can change it's shape so drastically that it can create a physical deformity like "Gumby Head", which is the name given to a head whose top slants from high on one side to low on the other side.

(3) – Mental, Personality, and Emotional Problems by changing the natural shape, volume, pressure distribution, and spatial relationship changes of the body.

For instance. Shrinking the volume of the chest cavity changes the pressure distribution on and around the heart. The heart reacts to those pressure changes by causing mental and emotional anxiety.